Do You Know...
...where Maureen Starkey is tonight? I thought I saw her at the SOMA Trader Joe's until I heard a decidly Trenton accent (as I've known from six five-foot-seven, Italian-American/Jewish boyfriends). Just when I thought Cynthia Lennon was my favorite Beatles wife. Least favorite. Hands down. Heather Mills = Sewer Magggot (money hungry ) skag.
Labels: the Beatles
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Trenton accent. Smile.
Happy New Year to you and Bow!
Gary - And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with a Trenton (or Newark, for that matter) accent.
Happy New Year to you as well!
Mmmm hmmm. You BESS not be makin funna no Trett-in accent.
Joe - I was just saying that it was a Trenton accent, no judgment passed, I promise.
Sadly, everyone seems more interested in Jersey and not a word about poor Maureen. I had no idea she died in Seattle in 1994.
Well, Yoko used to have the title, but we had to realize that John and her were truly madly in love.
So yes, Heather now takes the title of WORST BEATLES WIFE EVA!
WAT - Thanks for actually commenting on Maureen and not Jersey. And if you've affirmed that about Ms. Mills, there is no greater authority to confirm it.
That photo sort of makes Maureen look like a sexy Manson girl.
Ah. There's a movie somebody needs to make one of these days...
Rich - Nothing's sexier than bangs and heavy black eyeliner, in my book. That would be some movie "Mo Starr: The Untold Story".
Opportunistic parasites of the Heather Mills type can be tough to identify. If you're blinded by other distractions you may not realize there is one right under your very nose.
Mark - When she's a few years younger than your late in life kids, it's a good sign things won't end well.
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