Let's Bring Shiina Ringo to Yoshi's -- NOW!!!

Will that Madonna creature or the Britney menace ever be 10th as cool as Shiina Ringo? No!!! Let's fund her trip to San Francisco now and have her lead the fight to preserve the sterile concrete, air-conditioned malls at Geary and Fillmore. Otherwise they will be filled with Banana Republics, Pottery Barns and condos. Where else can I buy erasures shaped like sushi and three inch high refrigerators?