le regard de voleur d'ordure et comment l'obtenir

I know that many of you are anticipating Junk Thief's birthday in a few months and fearing that your gift might not be...well, appropriately junky ennough. Junk Thief loves junk but not just any junk and not cheap junk that looks like cheap junk.

Perhaps rescinding yesterday's admiration of the Freemans aesthetic, I'd suggest checking out Vox Populi that totally nails the Junk Thief look. Counting John Malkovich among their clients, they know what Junk Thief likes. You might want to check out the great 1999 flick Being Junk Thief in the meantime.