Dave's Photo Challenge: Women
Not my original but something I stole from somewhere in response to Tugboat Dave's weekly photo challenge. You can also make this an Interactive Friday assignment. If you're having trouble getting started here is an opening line that you can use to begin your story:"Earlene and LaVoyce were a little disappointed when Buck from High Class Strippers arrived, but they gave him a beer anyway. Things started heating up when..."
Labels: mean women, photography
posted by Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) @ 12:35 AM
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6 Comments:
Everyone thought LaVoyce was being thoughtful when she dropped off the wastepaper basket in front of Earlene, but it was no trouble. She was on her way to raid the bar once more while everyone was playing Twister (and she thought no one would notice her dropping yet another shot of Canadian Club into Earlene's allegedly sobering cup of black coffee).
"Buck will be mine, all mine.I didn't get my melon pantsuit dry-cleaned for nothin', Miss Britney Spears!"
Unsuspecting Buck would later that night get the ride of his life and a mysterious rash, resulting not from an STD (as he suspected, that LaVoyce gets around), but from polyester chafing.
Salty - Nine out of ten home accidents are a result of polyester related injuries.
So far, all I've got are questions about the identity of the photog who shot this one. More later, perhaps.
Rich - I think it was Anon, the bartender.
Gee, who stole that picture of me receiving a visit from my aunt and my mom, and retreating to their room in the old Hotel Richelieu with a bottle of whiskey?
Jim - These two seem to be stand ins for several folks' family members.
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