Flip Flopping Issue

Perhaps the biggest issue of the season is yes or no to flip flops. I get pissed at people complaining about men in flip flops which is such a gross generalization -- poorly groomed feet in general; urgh/men with nicely groomed feet/yum. However, as this ridiculously trivial yet engrossing debate at Slog proves, this divides people more than that decision on which way to install a roll of toilet paper or put a phone back on the hook -- back in the day of phones with cords.

I, however, just find the sound of flip flops annoying, as evidenced in this piece two years ago Crocs, however, are a crime against humanity.