JTTV - Season 2, Episode 13 Hunky Easter

After a long break, Junk Thief TV is back. This episode, Junk Thief lets you walk in his shoes from the eastern Mission to the western Mission to experience the Hunky Jesus contest/Easter Bonnet parade in Mission Park.

Our Lady of the Komodo

Oh come let us adore them! How glorious that the virgin Komodo dragon has given birth without exposure to a male. Now that bright star in the East makes perfect sense. Sadly, all I can offer is the thump of my little drum-a-tum-pum. Oh, I can't wait to see the pictures of them little babies. Worth 10 times the price of the ones of that ugly little Brangelina creature.

How fitting this news comes the same day as news about the research on gay sheep. And to think just last night Bush made an acknowledgment of global warming. Maybe nature is finally reordering the balance of the past six years.