Sunday Evening Company

Famed architect Louis Sullivan has widened his circle of friends to deal with some "unresolved issues" that have been lingering since the beginning of the year. It's still not clear if this is a good idea. Please feel free to weigh in on the topic.

NEWS ALERT: Our Executive Committee Is Saved!

Whew. Just after the break of dawn, things worked out for the best for the frightening hostage situation in Orange County. After many unsuccessful attempts by the police, ATF, CIA, fire department and Jan Crouch to rescue our executive committee, things took a sudden turn for the better.

As luck would have it, the Junk Thief advisory committee was at a surfing and spiritual retreat in Laguna Beach and got wind of the hostage situation in Santa Ana. All that ginger tea and meditation gave them super dragon slaying skills and they came in to save the day at the last minute.

They did not kill the dragon but are giving him appropriate punishment by sending him to Las Vegas where he will be forced to attend performances of Cirque du Soleil until 2013. Bad dragon!

NEWS ALERT: Big Trouble in Orange County!!!!

In case you've not been following the live feeds on all the major news outlets, things have gone terribly wrong for the Junk Thief board of directors. Shortly after their non-stop flight from San Francisco to Paris lifted off, it was HIJACKED and landed at John Wayne/Orange County.

Our executive committee is being held hostage by a fire breathing dragon in the parking lot of a shopping center in Santa Ana. Oh, dear. This doesn't look good.

Stay tuned...

Our Lady of the Komodo

Oh come let us adore them! How glorious that the virgin Komodo dragon has given birth without exposure to a male. Now that bright star in the East makes perfect sense. Sadly, all I can offer is the thump of my little drum-a-tum-pum. Oh, I can't wait to see the pictures of them little babies. Worth 10 times the price of the ones of that ugly little Brangelina creature.

How fitting this news comes the same day as news about the research on gay sheep. And to think just last night Bush made an acknowledgment of global warming. Maybe nature is finally reordering the balance of the past six years.