Why Do the Wrong People Travel?

What do Lars von Trier, Franz Kafka and Mrs. Favell Lee Mortimer have in common? All three are Europeans who created works with a strongly slanted view of the United States without ever visiting here.

There are von Trier's didactic takes on America in the films Dancer in the Dark and Dogville. Kafka's surreal Amerika has been a favorite of mine since childhood.

Only this week have I discovered Mrs. Mortimer, an "Evangelical author of educational books for children". And, boy, did Mrs. Mortimer have her opinions. Though she rarely left her home, she wrote extensively through a very opinionated lens about the many countries of the world that are compiled in the book The Clumsiest People in the World: Mrs. Mortimer's Bad-Tempered Guide to the Victorian World.

Here's what she has to say about the U.S.:

"America is never spoken of in the Bible. One only savages lived in America; now there are very few savages, and a great many civilized people. Yet there is room for a great many more --for there are fewer people in America, in proportion to its size, than in any other quarter of the globe..."

And her views on China
"China is a heathen country; yet it is not a savage country, for the people are quiet, and orderly and industrious."

On Rome:
"Rome is the capital of Italy and once it was the capital of the world. It was a wicked city then, full of idols and cruelty -- and it is a wicked city now. Here the Pope lives. He is the chief of the priests of the Catholic religion."

Racism and bigotry are never a laughing matter, but Mrs. Mortimer's amazingly misinformed words are hard not to read without being just a little bit amused. It is a bit frightening that this woman was respected and well read in her day, and it probably speaks volumes about attitudes that were handed down from the Victorian era to the present.

Joanna Lumley, Platforms and Andy Williams

That's what I call a quirky combination. I too have been told that I have a "posh" accent.

Favorite Beatles Woman Ever

Since we're on a roll with tributes to Beatles women and I'm too busy to create any real original content at the moment (more on that later), I thought I'd post this tribute to my absolute favorite woman of the Beatles -- Jane Asher. In this clip from 2007, she is stunning and graceful at 61. When I was a tot, I whizzed past news of race riots, the war in Vietnam and political assassinations to page 6 with hope of some news about upper crust Jane's family continuing its tutoring of Paul. An English Rose then and now, it's sad we have not seen more of her work here in the U.S. I've only seen her in Alfie and Brideshead Revisited, and I thought she was brilliant in that.

Onward, Lady Jane, a vision indeed