Tuesday, October 09, 2007

But Is It That Kind of a Route?

Okay, since I sort started this going in a comment over on Kusala's blog, I shouldn't make him suffer (or reap the bounty depending on his perspective) of this thread.

It started with people listing all of the streets they've lived on. I can't remember all of mine. But the old adage is that to determine what name you would have as a porn star, combine the name of your first pet with the first street you grew up on.

Somehow, I'm not sure mine works: Julie Rural Route 12. Well, I know "root" has another meaning in Australia, but not the kind of a route, I don't believe.

Anyways, I came across this shot I took of Julie in second grade with one of those Instamatics with a flash cube. Wasn't she a sweetie?

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At 7:52 AM, Blogger Joy said...

Topsy Tree right here, baby. :)

At 11:50 AM, Blogger digibudi said...

Oh.. I like this idea!

My pornstar name would be;

Minou Belverdere

That would hit it right on the spot!

Everything ok over there JunkThief?

At 3:42 PM, Blogger m00nchild said...

Mine doesn't work well either. I left it over on his blog. It was a devastating blow tho as I realized I could never work in porn.

At 4:14 PM, Blogger T$ said...

Mine works a bit too well:

Ginger Denise

I like to think Ginger's an old buxom Ann-Margret-y coppertop who's never without a pair of tassled pasties.

At 8:23 PM, Blogger Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Joy - I always knew you were a top.

Digibudi - Monsieur Digibudi, celui est un nom très sexy !

m00nchild - Don't let that name stop you, I think you might have a budding career in that field.

T$ - I love women with two first names for their full name.

At 9:25 PM, Blogger Gary said...

Mine is Vicki Stuyvesant which I kinda like...but I thought this was my drag name.

At 9:46 PM, Blogger Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Gary - Didn't Vicki used to sing Porter and Gershwin at the Monster back in the 1990s? I'm sure I used to put dollars in her bra for an encore when I lived in the city. I'd pay to see her on X-tube as well.

At 10:24 AM, Blogger Dave said...

Ooh, I know I'm coming in late on this, but mine is Frisky Labarre.

At 1:46 PM, Blogger Scot said...

Mine works great: Tiger Marco
I'm just guessing, but you might be able to drop the route, or even the rural route; I dropped the "Drive" part of the street
So you can be "Julie 12" (The big sister of "Girl 6"? or an endowed transvestite) or "Julie Rural (12)" which sounds more like a porn movie than a porn star.

And I'm with Gary, I thought this was the game for your drap name, in which case I'd use my second cat instead of the first and be "Baby Marco"

At 6:02 PM, Blogger Erudite Redneck said...

Lady 64 here!

Although the full name might work, too:

Lady Highway 64!

At 7:50 PM, Blogger Gary said...


You know after I commented I thought about a better porn name and that comes from my second family pet and the closest cross street.

Chubs Talbot.

Now that is a porn name.

At 9:29 PM, Blogger Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Dave - I'm speechless. You win the prize. Now, will you just be in my movie?

Scot - Mmm, could I shoot a scene with you and Frisky?

ER & Gary - Oh, the cast for my movie keeps growing!


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