All Wet

Aren't these $550 Speedo LZR swimsuits for the Olympics defeating the whole purpose for watching men's swimming? Okay, they're sort of cute in a lounge around house the morning after way, but they really take my enthusiasm out of watching men's swimming. They're the worst idea since the NBA decided that bloomers would replace shorts for basketball uniforms or, as I prefer to call them, costumes. I may have to join the Olympic boycott protests. Free Tibet! Free the swimmer boys tits! Bring back Mark Spitz! Half naked Jewish boys with gold chains figured heavily in my adolescence and still appeal to me tremendously. Whatever happens, we'll always have Munich. Ah...