Stop Me If...

Go ahead. Click here. But don't blame me.

Gotta admit the McCoy and broccoli jokes got me going.

Junk Thief TV Holiday Classic Returns

All Wet

Aren't these $550 Speedo LZR swimsuits for the Olympics defeating the whole purpose for watching men's swimming? Okay, they're sort of cute in a lounge around house the morning after way, but they really take my enthusiasm out of watching men's swimming. They're the worst idea since the NBA decided that bloomers would replace shorts for basketball uniforms or, as I prefer to call them, costumes. I may have to join the Olympic boycott protests. Free Tibet! Free the swimmer boys tits! Bring back Mark Spitz! Half naked Jewish boys with gold chains figured heavily in my adolescence and still appeal to me tremendously. Whatever happens, we'll always have Munich. Ah...

The Only Show More Fun Than JTTV

Those in Manhattan are strongly encouraged to go see Julie Klausner in Wasp Cove opening next week.

This is not a Manhattan blog. We're just waiting for something to happen in Topeka on the Pacific, er, San Francisco.

No One Raps Like a Jewish Nazi

JTTV - Season 2, Episode 9 - The Holiday Spectacular

Hard as it may be to believe, just a year ago Junk Thief TV went live on YouTube. Thanks for watching, all the great comments and support. Did you miss that kick off last year? You can check it out here.

And now we're thrilled to celebrate our first year and the holidays with a star-studded, action-packed musical spectacular. You think Sweeney Todd is about revenge? Wait 'til you see our show!