Saturday, December 12, 2009

JTTV Season 4, Episode 5 - Sundial Explained

Word among the smart set is that 2010 and the teens will be the era of Amish chic. While Lady Gaga seems to represent the last desperate act of the excess and consumption driven 1990s and aughts, Amish fashion shows that restraint and the less is more aesthetic bring great hope for the decade ahead.

The real estate crash and financial market breakdowns have brought great trauma for those of the Humvee/McMansion/120 inch plasma HD TV set, but little has changed for the Amish the past two years. And they are as stylish as ever in their basic black with white trim.

Those who read Parade magazine -- that harbinger of cutting edge style and cultural tipping points -- are already well aware of the sensational Heat Surge heaters with hand glued Amish mantles that perfectly merge old world craftsmanship and made-in-China/assembled-Mexico technology.

Now the de Young Museum is featuring "Amish Abstractions". While the Amish are known for abstaining for mind-altering substances, one look at these psychedelic quilts will leave you asking "What you been smokin', bro'?"

While Junk Thief TV host Alton V. Yowells, VII, is recovering from his own encounter with mind altering substances in our last episode, Bryce Digdug has stepped in to host our latest episode and introduce the hottest trend-setting accessory that will let the world know you are gladly leaving the aughts behind and on the cutting edge of the teens. Order yours today. Only two orders per household.

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5 Comments:

At 1:42 PM, Blogger Salty Miss Jill said...

I would like to see that quilt exhibit.
And I will have to wait to get home to watch the latest JTTV installmetn!

 
At 2:02 PM, Blogger Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Salty - Get in your buggy now and come to California. Just be careful at Donner Pass.

 
At 5:46 PM, Blogger Salty Miss Jill said...

Bryce has me sold.
I would like to order two sundials, please. One of juicy proportions, and the other jucily proportioned.
Just in time for the holidays.

 
At 5:49 PM, Blogger Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Salty - Will that be VISA or Mastercard?

 
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