Sheryl Crow - Republican Operative?

Sheryl Crow's suggestion yesterday that there be a limit of one square of toilet paper per bathroom visit makes it very suspicious of whose side she is on. I'm all for cutting back on consumption, going green, but there are some places where I never want the government or celebrities to stick their noses, pun fully intended. Such insane suggestions will make even the most died in the wool environmentalist have the same reaction that a Rush Limbaugh will likely have. Even spookier is imagining what research Sheryl did to reach this conclusion.

Perhaps preventing Sheryl from travelling -- anywhere for any purpose -- or using any form of electronic media would be a better remedy and could probably make a bigger impact than her suggestion which will probably has already resulted in a new hole in the ozone layer with her name on it.

Thanks so much, Sheryl, for sharing information about your frugality that I could have lived without. If we ever meet, I think I'll pass on the opportunity to shake your hand.