Thinspiration
What could be more thinspiring than a few dieting tips from Julie Klausner, though this piece has a tragic end. As usual, she manages to bring in a bit of Republican bashing along the way. I feel 20 pounds lighter just from laughing so hard.
Labels: bad food, dieting, Julie Klausner
posted by Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) @ 11:42 AM
13 comments
13 Comments:
Well, I've seen Skinny Bitch over at Boaders, so sober up you skinny bitch! And did Jesus really do smothies???
Cornfed - Well, I'm not positive, since I'm a Western European Jew. But I'd trust Julie.
Wester European, but she only mentioned Eastern European Jew diets.
Like Mr. Cornfed, I was very interested to learn that Jesus ate smoothies and soy sausages. And here I thought he ate bread, fish, and wine
Scot - Since she didn't mention the Western Europeans, I'm going to go with a French-Spanish diet. I guess I didn't realize there were Jamba Juice references in the Bible. Maybe I need to finally pick up a copy and read it.
By the way, Julie's a key writer for Logo-TV. I think she's about the funniest woman on earth.
r.i.p. julie pass the deep fried twinkies!
Kim - Since, like Jesus, she had a smoothie and soy sausage, she rose from the dead. Long live Saint Julie, a Jewish girl to give Saint Joan a run for the money.
I think she got some of those quotes mixed up.
I'm pretty sure it's Jesus who said, "sober up, assholes."
The skinny bitches rule the world
Jason - The few times I've read the Bible, I do recall Jesus uses the a-hole word a lot. You're probably right.
The fabulous Julie Klausner! I am still quoting teh young Carol Channing "I don't remember eating corn". LOL. Crazy.
Gary - Do your kids try that line on you? I think the next time I'm in Manhattan I'll have to time it so I can invite all my Big Apple blogger buds to go see Julie live. Talk about a night to remember!
Now you KNOW that Julie would single you out to give you shit!
Girls tease boys when they like them ;)
Jill - Oh, yes, I guess that's why I've always been such a babe magnet.
Will u be remembered 250 years from now a la Mozart?
HOW SAD AND HORRID A THOUGHT! I better get to doing something masterful pronto!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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