Thursday, January 17, 2008

Thinspiration

What could be more thinspiring than a few dieting tips from Julie Klausner, though this piece has a tragic end. As usual, she manages to bring in a bit of Republican bashing along the way. I feel 20 pounds lighter just from laughing so hard.

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13 Comments:

At 2:35 PM, Blogger CornFedBoy said...

Well, I've seen Skinny Bitch over at Boaders, so sober up you skinny bitch! And did Jesus really do smothies???

 
At 2:49 PM, Blogger Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Cornfed - Well, I'm not positive, since I'm a Western European Jew. But I'd trust Julie.

 
At 3:42 PM, Blogger Scot said...

Wester European, but she only mentioned Eastern European Jew diets.
Like Mr. Cornfed, I was very interested to learn that Jesus ate smoothies and soy sausages. And here I thought he ate bread, fish, and wine

 
At 3:46 PM, Blogger Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Scot - Since she didn't mention the Western Europeans, I'm going to go with a French-Spanish diet. I guess I didn't realize there were Jamba Juice references in the Bible. Maybe I need to finally pick up a copy and read it.

By the way, Julie's a key writer for Logo-TV. I think she's about the funniest woman on earth.

 
At 4:01 PM, Blogger kimy said...

r.i.p. julie pass the deep fried twinkies!

 
At 4:04 PM, Blogger Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Kim - Since, like Jesus, she had a smoothie and soy sausage, she rose from the dead. Long live Saint Julie, a Jewish girl to give Saint Joan a run for the money.

 
At 4:33 PM, Blogger jason said...

I think she got some of those quotes mixed up.
I'm pretty sure it's Jesus who said, "sober up, assholes."

The skinny bitches rule the world

 
At 5:46 PM, Blogger Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Jason - The few times I've read the Bible, I do recall Jesus uses the a-hole word a lot. You're probably right.

 
At 7:05 PM, Blogger Gary said...

The fabulous Julie Klausner! I am still quoting teh young Carol Channing "I don't remember eating corn". LOL. Crazy.

 
At 7:45 PM, Blogger Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Gary - Do your kids try that line on you? I think the next time I'm in Manhattan I'll have to time it so I can invite all my Big Apple blogger buds to go see Julie live. Talk about a night to remember!

 
At 7:27 AM, Blogger Salty Miss Jill said...

Now you KNOW that Julie would single you out to give you shit!
Girls tease boys when they like them ;)

 
At 7:56 AM, Blogger Ladron de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Jill - Oh, yes, I guess that's why I've always been such a babe magnet.

 
At 8:37 AM, Blogger WAT said...

Will u be remembered 250 years from now a la Mozart?

HOW SAD AND HORRID A THOUGHT! I better get to doing something masterful pronto!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!

 

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