Sally Kern County

Having grown up in Oklahoma, I can attest that it is not made up exclusively of wingnut wackos and actually had a history of progressives (Fred Harris, Woody Guthrie, the leftist Green Corn Movement and the largest block voting for Socialist Eugene Debs in his 1912 presidential bid).

However recent news about Brent Rinehart and Sally Kern makes me wonder if the state stands at risk of being taken over by such loonies. Having lived in California long enough and having traveled frequently inland, I can attest that there are more here.

Having recently learned about the performer Joan Crawford Texas (seen below), I suggest that she hook up with a new artist using the name of Sally Kern County. That would be a perfect tribute to the county with Okies too wacko for even Oklahoma. I think Sally would be honored since the photo above proves that she's already hanging out with Oklahoma's top Divine imitator (on the left).