Sunday, January 03, 2010

NEWS ALERT: Big Trouble in Orange County!!!!

In case you've not been following the live feeds on all the major news outlets, things have gone terribly wrong for the Junk Thief board of directors. Shortly after their non-stop flight from San Francisco to Paris lifted off, it was HIJACKED and landed at John Wayne/Orange County.

Our executive committee is being held hostage by a fire breathing dragon in the parking lot of a shopping center in Santa Ana. Oh, dear. This doesn't look good.

Stay tuned...

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At 11:02 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Through a series of mishaps I wound up on board a plane that deposited me at John Wayne instead of LAX. This was before 9/11, so I assume this sort of thing doesn't happen anymore, but I'm still curious to hear more about your tale, sir.

At 11:05 PM, Blogger Ladrón de Basura (a.k.a. Junk Thief) said...

Fancy - I can't get into details, but I just got a tip that help may be on the way. Check in tomorrow morning.


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