Thursday, September 06, 2007

Times to Stefani: Get Outta Town

Best quote from the Gray Lady we've heard in years and proof that she still has her teeth: "...astonishingly bad, straight out of a mall in Ditzville."

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5 Comments:

At 10:09 AM, Blogger T$ said...

gwen should stick to what she knows:

copying madonna's every move.

if this review were in the Post, the head line would be:

"FROCK SCHLOCK: Gwen's L.A.M.B. is no sweet escape."

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger Junk Thief said...

Or in the Enquirer: "Gwen Out of Control; Friends Tell Her to Just Stop"

 
At 12:24 PM, Blogger J. David Zacko-Smith said...

Aw....and I really love Gwen, too. I think she can take the heat; she'll still be rich, beautiful and married to hunky Gavin.

 
At 2:52 PM, Blogger Scot said...

Didn't she mean a mall in Orange County? Gwen's purses were big a couple seasons back, though I have no idea why: they were Ugg-ly (yes, like purple Ugg boots)

 
At 2:58 PM, Blogger Junk Thief said...

JDZS - I generally like Gwen's music, but I agree with the Times that she probably should stick to the day job.

Scot - Ditzville? Yeah, that could be a mall in Orange County, suburban Kansas City, somewhere on the edge of Danville, CT, in the 'burbs of Vancouver, north of 8 Mile Road in Detroit. Pretty universal.

(I still can't look at that new profile picture without wanting to sing, "All day long I'd biddy biddy bum...")

 

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