Junk Thief May Return East

Often called the Brooke Astor of the West, Junk Thief is considering buying his name sake's digs on Park Avenue, being offered for a cool $46 million. With the crappy dollar-Euro exchange rate, this may be more easy to manage than the previous plan to buy a pied-à-terre in l'Eixample. The description of it being "well suited for elegant entertaining and intimate enough for family living" will likely remind people of the JunkPlex in the Mission, so it seems tailor made for those famed Junk Thief soirées. Plan B may be a trailer park in Antioch.