Junk Thief - King of the Sidewalks
Even though I keep hearing the voice of Piper Laurie in the back of my head screaming "They're all gonna laugh at you!" I have followed the encouragement of Tugboat Dave and posted this shot of my main means of getting around the Mission. When it comes to Dave, I have no will power to do anything but indulge his requests. Dave assures me that it will prove my uber coolness. Doctored photo? To quote another memorable 1970s icon: "Watcha talkin' 'bout, Willis?" And yes, my real shoe size actually is 4.
Labels: The Mission
4 Comments:
I've never been more attracted to you. I'm not sure if I've ever been more attracted to anyone.
Oh, Dave, the feeling's mutual. I was thinking of having you come out and I could put you in one of those puppy baskets in the front and I could clench my teeth and tell all the homies (in my best Al Pacino "Scarface" voice) "Say hello to my l'il frien'.'
you just get more and more cool....
Pod - I can barely stand myself as it is. I rock.
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